Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
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