Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
