What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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