Three words: puerto rican gang bang
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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