I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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