so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
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