We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Found the puke drawer
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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