you traded sex for a burrito?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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