Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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