Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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