I feel great
I just peed on a car
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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