dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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