So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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