i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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