Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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