What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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