How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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