are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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