I only kidnapped one of them. chill
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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