I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Randomize
