I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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