I don't think brook has ever known best
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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