He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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