so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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