We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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