In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Randomize
