yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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