Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
my vag is so smooth its legendary
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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