This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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