Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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