I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
A bitchslap is in order.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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