wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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