How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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