no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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