U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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