Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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