dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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