Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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