I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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