I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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