yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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