She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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