Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Even my vagina gasped.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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