I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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