it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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