I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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