I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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