Just fell off a train. Bad.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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