oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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