God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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