Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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