The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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