so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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