i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I understand Curling. That high.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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